Expert Shield screen protectors
Your iPhone 4S, Galaxy S3 or iPhone 5 didn't come cheap. But it was worth it. Others delight in the first steps of a child or the scent of frangipani on a lazy summer's day. Not you. You're all anodized aluminum casings, retina displays, and a chip faster than a caffeinated cheetah.
Of course, you might also feel the same about your iPad, your Nikon D800 (that's a camera), your Pentax K10D (so's that) or your eReader. Congratulations. You have your priorities straight.
We get that. It's just the casual, neatly balanced weight of an iPhone. The way the S800 shutter release sits poised below your index finger. The anodized casing. We could go on. We often do.
But with great beauty comes great responsibility. The thought of scratching your iPhone creates feelings of dread like the 'Here's Johnny' scene from The Shining, right? How will you preserve its mirrored beauty and perfection of form?
Maybe you've bought a screen protector in the past. If it cost a couple of bucks or less, maybe you bought another one. As grandpa said 'You buy cheap, you buy twice'. He was so right. Your iPhone screen probably had more bubbles than an Ibiza foam party. That's if you're not still struggling to apply it.
So thank goodness for Expert Shield. Our screen protectors are different. Why? They're guaranteed for life. Application is so easy that Barney Rubble could handle it. And they use three layers to protect your device. Bit like a triple-choc brownie. But tastier.
A silicone gel layer sticks to your device screen without any nasty glue or residue. An ultra-hard mask wards off deeper scratches. Finally, the top layer is made from durable plastic, to ensure your screen stays as bright and shiny as a Tiffany's display case.
What about customer service?
That'll be us. We precision-cut your screen protector according to make and model. It'll last longer than any other screen protector. We promise. There's no need for icky glue. We're fast. And your protector is guaranteed.
That's a guarantee. Yep, even our guarantee is guaranteed.Buy now. Or risk it all.
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